Kart Bomber was made for the GDC Pirate Kart, which means that this stupid game actually showed on the floor at GDC 2012. It’s an arcade-style game involving defending innocent French boat-kart racers from horrible pirates by dropping nuclear bombs on them. Oh, and you play as Hitler for some reason. It’s supposed to be that stupid. Don’t worry.

The game was built by me in AS3 using FlashDevelop and FlashPunk, and all the graphics were pooped out by me in Paint Shop Pro, per usual, except for the Hitler faces which came from the internet. The music I got from a creative commons music site, but the sound effects and swearing were all done by me with a microphone, to give it that extra-cheesy feel.

It is technically possible to beat Kart Bomber, but, in practice, I don’t think you’ll ever manage it. Still, knock yourself out!